Thursday, December 28, 2006

Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARG UE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEM A N.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

Guys is this true ???????


programmer craig said...

Guys is this true ???????

The author has poor taste in men, in my opinion. She's not talking about 1 guy there (I don't think) so she has a history of getting involved with guys who treat her poorly.

That's my analysis :)

Chance said...

True, in what sense do you mean because now you are referring to guys as if we all come from one sole book. Real world here, *smack*, don't judge us all by one cover because every guy has their own personality, tastes, individuality.

I agree most guys the good 75% out there are jerks and assholes! Bottom line truth right there.

Highlander said...

Maybe you mean the problem with Arab guys .

Libyan Violet said...

PC , you may be right , I got this by email. It could be a collection of various observations about men .

Chance so if 75% of guys are jerks it means this is quite 'true' , doesn't it ?

Highlander, probably more like Libyan guys :P

Living Away said...

dear violet.
unfortunately i must agree with you and i can say that doesn't matter the country, the language, the culture or religion...they will act just like you said!!
btw, you didn't say anything bad or against men.

Chris in MB said...

Hey most of that wouldn't be so bad if you're the man!

Why would a guy ever complain if he could get away with such things? ;)

They're only simple ego defense mechanisms! :P

AngloLibyan said...

what can I say?
I am a guy :o)
but I am not like that at all.

Eid Mubarak & Happy New Year to you and to Pearl and the family.

A.Adam said...

don't judge me if you don't know me , I am a Guy but so different too, don't mix every thing in general and I too , I can reverse this about the girls.

Wishing you a Happy Eid and happy new year, happiness and good health for you and your family

Brave Heart said...

i'm swear it's not true

AmericanLibyan said...

Hey guys i'm new here. Just ran across Violet's blog. Great blog by the way. Although i am Libyan I have been born and raised in America and been to Libya only once, which was last summer.
All i can say is that it was very shocking how different men who live in arab countries are then men who live in America, therefore i think this poem hopefully is a bunch of crap.

Libyan Violet said...

Living Away thanks for visiting my blog . I was wondering if men really were all like that description, now you confirmed it and that 's scary :P

Chris in MB , typical macho response ? :P

Anglolibyan Thank you for your wishes and Happy New Year and Eid to you and your family. I am glad to see one Libyan man not like that post :)

A.Adam who's judging you :P it was just a rhetorical post. But you are right there should be no stereotyping

Braveheart :) I know it's not true about you ! you are a darling ...

American Libyan, welcome and you have a nice blog I went to check it . Well that's why I'm blogging trying to compare men from here and others .. what do you think ?

piccolina said...

ohhhhh you just opened my fav subject and i can talk about it forever
see dealing with men is the game !and u'll never find a guy who'll say that all what u wrote is true !! com on women , first to put in mind is men's EGO !!
i've always been wondering how can some women get the right guy and keep him while others r too bad in this !!
i have a friend who said i should get read this book " why men love bitches " and she sent it to me from USA as a gift coz she knows how i love understanding ppl in the psychological way !
so this book explains the differences between women by dividing them into 2 parts :
1- the hard to get woman,the long to keep " the writer called her bitch "
2- the hard to get and more than easy to lose woman " the too nice "
so the whole game is about how to keep the guy , and that means you'll need to be DUMB FOX . " stupid and smart at the same time "
not hard at all and it only cozs happiness
i guess i talked alot , sorry lol i warned you !

مفقود said...

but why replyers taking it so seriously
i mean it has some truth but i believe it was writen as joke in the first place
guys have some sportsMANship and prove it wrong ( now i am taking it seriously :p )

anyways, happy new year Violet

ontripoli said...

You know what they say, "A person would speak a lot about the subject they love the most"
Stop bashing what you love the most.

NOMAD said...

theses statements seems to come from adolescents,
I had the chance not to meet one of these clichés, and they had the chance not to meet me either

Libyan Violet said...

Piccolina you know what ? sometimes I think that the book description you mentioned is right, walahi القط ما يحب الا خناقه

Mafqoud , thanks for coming back , I have not seen you for ages. Happy New Year to you too. It was a joke post as you said People are toooooooo serious.

Ontripoli, you're right I love the male gender very much that's why I talk about them :P where is the bashing though ?

Nomad, yes these statements are what young women in my office where passing on to each other, but they emailed it to the boss as well :P

cofman said...

Is this true, I hear you say?

Fact 1 :- I am a guy
Fact 2 :- You are wrong
Fact 3 :- Guys are much worse

i*maginate said...

I'm not a guy but this post is hilarious, and very true. It's a universal thing! Men are matter which angle they're viewed at!