Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.



If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.



If u ARG UE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.



If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.



If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.


If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.



If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.



If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.



If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.



If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEM A N.



If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.



If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!



If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

Guys is this true ???????